August 7, 2013. The day that was supposed to finally hold good news. I woke up early that morning, of course with someone shoving a needle in my arm. After a number of pokes my blood was finally flowing out and sent to the labs. I was more than ready to be done with this morning routine.
My aunt and mom had stayed with me the night before, so they woke up during my blood draw. We all had a fresh glimmer of hope in our eyes, and although it wasn’t very bright, it was the most we had had since my fall. I was forced to drink some water and empty my bladder before anything was to proceed. My mom and I talked to everyone who came into the room, desperate for answers. Since we had a 3:30 deadline, it was critical that we have all the paperwork signed as soon as possible. The nurses came in and out with no knowledge of what was going on. Some were surprised that I was being discharged, while others seemed relieved. Finally their mystery patient was leaving the floor…or so they hoped.
They began cleaning me up and washing my hair in one of those shower cap contraptions that only seemed to add more knots to it. While changing my gown, they discovered the piece of gum that the nurse had dropped on me the night before while trying to grab my vitals. Delightful. I felt like some sort of animal being tossed around as they shifted sheets, washed my tender body, and put “real” clothes on me.
At around 10:00am, a doctor finally came in. We told her that we were planning on going to the Cleveland Clinic, but that we had to be out soon in order to make it there by 3:30. We requested for all the paperwork to be sped up so that we could be discharged.
After discussing our hospital plan, we were then required to figure out how I was supposed to get into my parents’ car. The nurses and doctors pitched it as some sort of challenge. No, really like, “we don’t like you, so you can fend for yourself.” I asked if they could use a lift sling to at least move me from the bed to a wheelchair. When they declined this suggestion (for reasons I’m not quite sure of…I know for a fact that they had those devices in the hospital), I asked if they had a lift team who could do it. They once again said that this was not a possibility. I mean, I am a full-grown female, but I didn’t think I was that heavy!
We were eventually told that we had to figure our own way out of the hospital bed because they were not willing to help.
I was so frustrated as the discussion about how I’d get out of the bed continued. I was so desperate to leave, but I felt stuck and helpless. I didn’t understand why they couldn’t just find a lift or a team to help me. I mean, they lifted my body for the clothing change…was it really that much harder to move me to a chair?! Apparently it was. With no options left, we ended up having to call our friend to help. So here we were, calling our friend who had recently had a stroke, to drive a good 20 minutes to the hospital so that I could be carried out of bed. Really?!
Finally, around 12:30pm, the paperwork was printed and ready to go. Of course, then we had to wait for them to give the final instructions and see us on our way. My parents signed everything, listened to their summary of my (total lack of) care, and prepared to spring me out.
Our friend arrived around 12:45. I felt bad because he had to deal with the stench of stale urine on my blankets and sweat on my body…because we all know that sponge baths don’t really help that much. He held his breath, figured out his plan of attack, and lifted me into the oversized hospital wheelchair. I was crying in pain and dizzy from not sitting upright in days, but I was thrilled when we left the room. I had a slew of unkind words that I wanted to yell down the hall at the doctors and nurses, but I held my tongue.
The car ride to Cleveland was another huge hurdle. I was spread out across the seats in just the right manner so that nothing was touching me. Each bump and sharp stop sent me reeling. After a few hours in the car, I felt the greatest sense of relief when we pulled up to the hospital, the place I had vowed to never return to. The time? Just before 3:30. We made it.
One of the Occupational Therapists who I had known for a while came out to move me from the car to the building. He, along with a few other therapists, found the right wheelchair and gently moved me into it. I was then wheeled to my room where I was placed immediately in the bed. My parents unloaded my things and went to a hotel shortly after since visiting hours were ending.
The Rehab Hospital does not mess around, so I was forced to eat and drink something that night. I was spoon-fed while laying in bed, which isn’t ideal. Thankfully, I was given extremely nice nurses that evening so I felt much more comfortable than I was at the other hospital. I was given my nightly cocktail to knock me out and went to bed anticipating the beginning of my rocky journey to better days in the morning.
Check back tomorrow for the details of my first week in Cleveland…(This series is ending soon, I promise!)
College on Crutches 